{"id":6575,"date":"1955-10-09T22:34:18","date_gmt":"1955-10-09T22:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lincon.com\/site\/?post_type=aiovg_videos&#038;p=6575"},"modified":"2024-09-10T17:51:59","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T17:51:59","slug":"the-jack-benny-program-massage-and-date-with-gertrude","status":"publish","type":"aiovg_videos","link":"https:\/\/lincon.com\/site\/classic-tv\/the-jack-benny-program-massage-and-date-with-gertrude\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jack Benny Program &#8211; Massage and Date with Gertrude"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"linco-4075663524\" class=\"linco-before-content linco-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7218081052625257\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7218081052625257\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2982622224\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/><p>After a show Jack hopes for a relaxing massage, but the masseur is <a title=\"Frank Nelson (actor)\" href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Frank_Nelson_(actor)\">Frank Nelson<\/a>, who rubs him down with chicken fat. 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